Guy Talk

Ladies listen, I am about to shed some light on the male species that may help you out in future situations.


**Disclaimer: This blog will have words and grammar that possibly only the male population will know and understand. Unfortunately you are left on your own in trying to find proper translation**


The other evening I sat out side with one of my good pals and we were watching a storm brewing over head. We sat outside shooting the bull watching a fantastic lightning show over head. Near the end of our conversation it dawned on me what had just occurred. This event is something this is so common to me but often causes great distress and confusion on the opposite sex. I had just taken part once again in a very manly conversation, more formerly known as "Guy Talk".


How to recognize when "Guy Talk" is underway...

1. Likely occurring in the most unlikely of places. ( In this case; outside in the middle of a lightning storm, next to a set of steel monkey bars.) 
2. Spitting for no reason. (Half way through our conversation I realized we were both spitting even though neither one of us own a can of chewing tobacco)
3. Gathered in a circle or around a truck bed.
4. Randomly jumping back and forth from subject to subject, yet picking up where leaving off from the previous.
5. Subject matter: Politics, religion, weather, sports, business, fishing, camping, grilling, etc...
6. Posing a variety options to solve the problems in both the local and world economy.
7. A full conversation without a single ounce of gossip.
8. The random adjustment of a hat or caressing of facial hair.
9. Randomly passing gas without addressing it.
10. Toothpick in mouth long after dinner has occurred.

After an hour of chewing the cud and being amazed by the Creator's handy work, the heavens opened up and it began to rain cats and dogs, so I loaded up and headed to the homestead.


So ladies if you see something similar to what is listed above, I warn you to take precaution on your own behalf; it is likely you will not understand much less want to take part in the inevitable "Guy Talk".


Guys do you have any additions to the list of identifying when "Guy Talk" is occurring?